Not Punk, Per Se

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Track Name: Yeah Nah
Yeah, I need to know ya
Yeah I gotta know all about ya
Nah, don’t wanna stalk ya
But you make it hard to look far past ya

Yeah, I’m acting like a fool
But there’s no fooling you, this aint a game for two
Nah, can’t get you off my mind
Becoming so entwined, nah it’s not fine

Nah, Yeah, Nah
Yeah Nah, that shit’s not chill
I’d kill, for the thrill
Of being your girl

Nah, Yeah, Nah
Yeah Nah, that shit’s not chill
I’d kill, for the thrill
Of being your girl

Yeah I’m feeling wild
And you’re probably reconciled
Nah don’t wanna home wreck
But the feeling here is hard to uncheck

Yeah I’m gonna google you
Find out a thing or two, become a super sleuth
Nah it feels so fuckin wrong
I string myself along, put it in a song

Nah, Yeah, Nah
Yeah Nah, that shit’s not chill
I’d kill, for the thrill
Of being your number one

I’m undone, no fun,
My babe, no fun
I fixate, and I hate
What I’ve become

Yeah, Nah
Yeah Nah, that shit’s not chill
I’d kill, for the thrill
Of being your girl
Track Name: Foreshore
For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure,
Post your convictions to your wall
But don’t drag your heels across the floor
When you’re asked to elaborate more

Just an entitled, bougie bore
I can’t compete but yet you score
Engaging with you is such a chore
So concerned? Why don’t you study law?

No not ever in this life
All you want’s a trophy wife
Why do I find myself here?
Out of lust or out of fear?

Cotton candy, coca cola,
“All U Can Eat” is gonna kill ya
Trip or fall, you’re dead, you’re gone
And still the earth spins on and on

Seas will rise; icecaps will melt
The greatest heat you’ve ever felt
Our time’s so short so why can’t I
End relationships awry?

No not ever in this life
All you want’s a trophy wife
Why do I find myself here?
Out of lust or out of fear?

Pray for rain and wash the rind
Hang the laundry on the line
Dry the dish and call your name
I’m back in the game again

(Bridge)

No not ever in this life
All you want’s a trophy wife
Why do I find myself here?
Out of pain or out of fear?

Pray for rain and wash the rind
Take the laundry off the line
Dry the dish and call your name
I’m back in the game again
Track Name: New Friend
D. A. M. O. N.
Met you in a lift with your one night stand
D. A. M. O. N.
Stop giving random women ketamine
D. A. M. O. N.
I’ll send a basket down to your friends
D. A. M. O. N.
I don’t wanna be your friend, don’t want to be your friend

Heard you’ve got a new friend,
I don’t care I swear
Heard he rides a motorcycle,
I don’t care I swear, I don’t care!
Heard you got a haircut
Lookin’ pretty cool
Heard he gives you lifts around town,
I don’t care I swear, I don’t care!

D. A. M. O. N.
Met you in a lift with your one night stand
D. A. M. O. N.
Stop giving random women ketamine
D. A. M. O. N.
I’ll send a basket down to your friends
D. A. M. O. N.
I don’t wanna be your friend, don’t want to be your friend

Heard you’ve got a new friend,
I don’t care I swear
Saw you sharing icecream
I don’t care I swear, I don’t care!
Heard he adopted a dog
Yeah, that’s pretty cute
Saw you all hanging out
I don’t care I swear, I don’t care!
Track Name: Cherry Flavour
Love her or hate her, she’s cherry flavour
Say what you will, but you’re never gonna phase her
What makes a good girl, a good girl turn bad?
Is it the chance to take back what she had?

Get a taste, a taste of your own
Cherry flavour, cherry medicine
She may be aloof; she may be alone
One thing’s damn sure; you will atone

Don’t curl your lip at her, don't dare raise one eyebrow at her
Don't shake your head at her, don’t roll your fucking eyes at her
Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, do you wanna go there?
Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, lets fucking go there!

Get a taste, a taste of your own
Cherry flavour, cherry medicine
She may be aloof; she may be alone
One thing’s damn sure; you will atone

Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, do you wanna go there?
Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, lets fucking go there!

Get a taste, a taste of your own
Cherry flavour, cherry medicine
Yeah she may be aloof; she may be alone
One thing’s damn sure; you will atone

Shouldn’t have tasted that cherry medicine
Shouldn’t have tried to make her your own
Yeah she may be aloof; she’s dancing on her own
One thing’s goddamn sure; you will atone…Yeah!

Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, do you wanna go there?
Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, lets fucking go there!

Get a taste, a taste of your own
Cherry flavour, cherry medicine
Yeah she may be aloof; she may be alone
One thing’s goddamn sure; you will atone

Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, do you wanna go there?
Hey there ho there, let's go there!
Hey there ho there, lets fucking go there!
Track Name: Bad 4 Bizness
I ain't saying you're Ratty daddy
Can't we just boogie sugey?
Don't do it for the money honey
Do it for the fun - son!

Hey Biggy, Can I roll a ciggy?
Whens your break time, maybe we should make time?
Don't hire me just gonna fire me
Serious, I know I’m bad for business

I know I’m in the deep end
I had a four-day weekend
Aint showered, de-odored,
Alarm set for the PM
When I roll in, after midday
You can’t make me stand up, no way
Not sorry, but I’m a disgrace
Serious, I know I’m bad for business

On a Wensdy, smoking Mama Wendy
After work drinks, after work hijinks
Can I offer, anyone berocca?
Who wants to share a ride - right?

Try to scrub up, meet the target
Blue collar, working for the dollar
Sign the card and eat the cake
How long will this take?

I know I’m in the deep end
I had a four-day weekend
Aint showered, de-odored,
Alarm set for the PM
When I roll in, after midday
You can’t make me stand up - no way
Not sorry, but I’m a disgrace
Serious, I know I’m bad for business

(Bridge)

I know I’m in the deep end
I had a four-day weekend
Aint showered, de-odored,
Alarm set for the PM
When I roll in, after midday
You can’t make me stand up - no way
Not sorry, but I’m a disgrace
Serious, I know I’m bad for business
Track Name: Crying at the Tote
Crying, crying at the Tote
Cheap beer in my throat
Trying not to choke
Crying, crying at the Tote
Cheap beer in my throat
I let my baby go

And I can bleach my hair and rearrange my room
And I can fuck my friends, and I can wander home
But I’m still crying, crying at the Tote

So I’m watching this band, these dudes are wailing at me
And I’m wailing at them, waiting for my chippies
I’m crying, crying at the Tote

Crying, crying at the Tote
Cheap beer in my throat
Trying not to choke
Crying, crying at the Tote
Cheap beer in my throat
I let my baby go

And I was doing fine, having baths, drinking wine
But 6am at the servo, I see you in line
I’m crying, crying at the Tote

So I go the bar, ask for a sparkling wine
And they laugh in my face, and then they sell it to me anyway
I’m crying, crying at the Tote

Crying, crying at the Tote
Cheap beer in my throat
Trying not to choke
Crying, crying at the Tote
Cheap beer in my throat
I let my baby go


Crying, crying
Crying, crying
Crying, crying
Crying, crying
Crying, crying
Crying, crying
Track Name: Puddles
If you want it, you can get it
You can get it if you think you need
And if you need it, you can take it
Come and take it anytime you’re free
Cos if you want it, you can get it
But you can only get it from me

Cos I don’t wanna go out
Unless it’s with you
And I don’t wanna get high
Unless you do too
And I don’t wanna get wet
Unless it’s to you

If I want it, I’m gonna get it
I’m gonna get it if I think I need
And if I need it, I’m gonna take it
I’m gonna take it every time I’m free
Cos if I want it, I’m gonna get it
But you can only get it from me

Cos I don’t wanna go out
Unless it’s with you
And I don’t wanna get high
Unless you do too
And I don’t wanna get wet
Unless it’s to you

If we want it, we’re gonna get it
We’re gonna get it if we think we need
And if we need it, we’re gonna take it
We’re gonna take it every time we’re free
Cos if we want it, we’re gonna get it
But you can only get it from me

Cos I don’t wanna go out
Unless it’s with you
And I don’t wanna get high
Unless you do too
And I don’t wanna get wet
Unless it’s to you

(Bridge)

Cos I don’t wanna go out
Unless it’s with you
And I don’t wanna get high
Unless you do too
And I don’t wanna get wet
Unless it’s to you
Track Name: Nice Guys
Hey I just wanna say hi,
There’s no need to be a bitch,
Won’t you please remove that stick from your asshole
I came to your gig,
Wanna buy you a drink,
I’m a friendly guy you’ll see
“Oi that’s a hot bike” at the red light,
Can’t you see that I’m alone?
I pretend I’m on the phone

All this time spent fobbing off guys
Trying not to look them in the eyes
And I wanna feel angry and sad,
Oh yes I wanna feel angry and mad,
Instead I’m left wondering if I was rude..

No guilt for the nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, I haven’t got any time for you
Even if you’re a nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, not gonna give you a smile

No guilt for the nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, I haven’t got any time for you
Even if you’re a nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, not gonna give you a smile

Yeah I’m really into women’s rights
I wear a feminist hat,
But I forget to call you back
Oh yeah, did you know that I grow my own food?
I drink kombucha too,
I’m a really ethical dude
All you bros in you Sea Shepherd merch
Don’t you know that won’t undo
Your misogo attitude?

All this time spent fobbing off guys
Trying not to look them in the eyes
And I wanna feel angry and sad,
Oh yes I wanna feel angry and mad,
Instead I’m left wondering if I was rude..

No guilt for the nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, I haven’t got any time for you
Even if you’re a nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, not gonna give you a smile

No guilt for the nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, I haven’t got any time for you
Even if you’re a nice guy
I don’t wanna say hi, not gonna give you a smile
Track Name: M8house
You’re not the face I wanted to see
You’re not the person I want you to be
Get outta my way, get outta my way hey!
Get outta my way, get outta my way hey!

You play your pornos way too loud
You need to keep your sex sounds down
I can hear your foreplay, it ruins my day hey!
I can hear your foreplay, it ruins my day hey!

You eat my food and you don’t replace it
You fucking slackers are so complacent
Get outta my way, get outta my way hey!
Get outta my way, get outta my way hey!

1,2,3,4!

Out of my, out of my, out of my fucking way!
Out of my, out of my, out of my fucking way!
Out of my, out of my, out of my fucking way!
Out of my, out of my, out of my fucking way!

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